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My mom got really excited that I had a website and insisted that I post this note. Many of her references are lost on me, but nonetheless, I think on the whole it's complimentary, so I'll take it. We fundamentally disagree about the nature of eyebrows, but other than that, she's a keeper. Linda recently went from lawyering to jewelry making, so check out her handiwork at tickledpinknh.com.

A NOTE FROM ARPY'S MOM:

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Fabulous,

Now that you’ve stopped to visit my son Arpy’s website, I want to let you know that my son is perfect…well, maybe almost perfect. He’s as smart as Albert Einstein, as handsome as a young Paul Newman with Bob Marley hair, as funny as Kathy Griffin, as hard working as an indentured servant, as affectionate as an eight week old puppy, as buff as Adam Sandler, and, as adventuresome as Richard Branson (but, not quite as rich….yet).

Arpy would achieve perfection if he would call me at least once a week and pluck that unibrow. Nevertheless, if you are thinking of hiring him or dating him, you can’t go wrong. I’d be happy to provide you with embarrassing details about Arpy’s childhood and/or size you up as a potential employer or love interest, if you contact me at linda@tickledpinknh.com.

Sincerely,

Linda Saunders Paquette

Arpy’s Devoted Mom